When you are pro-war even the abortion doctors call you "baby-killer."

2004-08-08

Ban This Computer!

Look, I am blogging, on a Sunday!

I wonder what Mac-using "progressives" (a clever new term to label Liberals, since Liberal is a dirty word to Liberals) who would love to tell people what kind of vehicle they can own would say to a news release like this:

The State of Washington today announced that it has banned the sale and ownership of "Macintosh" computers.

"Macintosh computers cost significantly more than most other computers, but they have a significantly smaller share of the computer market so this decision is not expected to have any significant impact on the American Economy" said Ralph Nader, a presidential candidate and long time consumer advocate who enjoys telling people which products they will or will not be able to purchase with their own money.

In addition Macintosh computers needlessly consume precious natural resources such as aluminum, at a time that the entire world is experiencing a shortage of the lightweight metal, that could be better spent in making products that the average joe could afford, such as beer cans or fold up chairs.

Despite claims of die-hard Macintosh users that the computer is much safer than Windows-based PCs to use on the Information Superhighway and as easy or easier to operate as other platforms public officials have decided they are nothing more than a status symbol or an expensive "toy" used to separate the haves from the have nots.

Any current owner of a Macintosh computer has 90 days to cease using the product and turn it in towards the purchase of a comprable so-called "green," or environmentally-friendly, DELL PC.