When you are pro-war even the abortion doctors call you "baby-killer."

2004-02-29

Captain's Log, supplemental



Sensors still cannot locate a passage to Demo-crat 4 in the Primary system, we shall continue searching. I suspect we traveled off course once our systems were irreparably damaged after a brief exposure to the strange force known only as Yeeaarrrrrgh. Our situation was made worse by the medion storm that soon followed.

I fear that the level of morons is rising outside the ship while the peon count continues to fall inside.

Personal note: These new uniforms obviate the need for me to roll up my sleeves while talking to another species and appear to be more in-touch with the lowly creatures.

From this Caption Contest.