When you are pro-war even the abortion doctors call you "baby-killer."

2004-01-23

Obligatory Political Post

This Talking Points Memo guy (hello, rip off O'Reilly lately?) is totally short-stroking himself over seeing John "F-ing" Kerry at a rally.

Take a look at this:

"Success breeds success and confidence breeds ease and a relaxed manner. Both are evident here."

The guy wins the Iowa Caucus, which most everybody thinks is absolutely worthless in the grand scheme of things, and suddenly he walks 1" above the ground? The only thing he's relaxed about is not having to put his wife's artwork collection in hock in addition to his wife's house now that he's seen as the frontrunner. Naturally he will start getting an influx of cash negating the need to visit the pawn shop with his wife's tea set. The little-guy's candidate married old money and acts as though a philly cheese steak is covered in dog piss as he eats it. Meanwhile Bush drives himself around his ranch deep in Texas, slopping through the mud, bouncing the leader of Russia around the cab and is considered elitist out of touch with the common man? Ooookay.