When you are pro-war even the abortion doctors call you "baby-killer."

2004-01-28

Kid's Questions Parents Regret

Here's some questions my daughters have asked lately:

"What is pork made from?"

Correct answer: Pork, obviously. And I made the mistake of stating that Pork was coming from a pig. Both said "ewwww" in unison.

"Is Chicken made from chicken?"

Correct answer: Yes, can't hide that one. Same with Fish. Would you eat a Poultry Sandwich?

"Do chickens make eggs?"

Correct answer: The store makes eggs.

"Are chicken nuggets made from chicken?"

Correct answer: They are now. Not sure what they had in em before they started using all white meat.