When you are pro-war even the abortion doctors call you "baby-killer."

2004-01-04

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Looks like Pop-Tart Britney Spears got married in the same Las Vegas wedding chapel as we did, A Little White Wedding Chapel. The same place Ricki Lake, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and Michael Jordan got married. Plus some old famous celebrity people no one cares about anymore.

Yes, I got married in Las Vegas, at the chapel with a drive-through window (that a couple actually used while we were waiting our turn). And we ate dinner in a pyramid (Luxor). And we saw a couple get turned down for the marriage license because one or both were drunk, which makes me wonder how celebrities get married on the "spur of the moment" while shit-faced drunk? Maybe they are using "we were drunk" as a cover story (Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra springs to mind)? They wouldn't lie about that would they! It wouldn't be a publicity stunt like Demi Moore dating Ashton Kutcher to boost an aging celeb's image after a total snoozer of a movie debut, right?

Anyway. How many of you can see the chapel you were married in on the news or in some TV show (on Friends, Ross and Rachel got married there) over and over, huh? Thought so. I rule.